I hate Sketchers. Why? It’s pretty simple.
1) The shoes are ugly. Observe:
No.
Absolutely not.
I’ll honestly vomit on my keyboard if I continue to look at these fuckers.
I also hate Sketchers for their annoying and sometimes pornish and usually always very gay ads. Observe again:
Porn:
Annoying:
Gay:
In general, if you find yourself holding a pair of sketchers and thinking “Hum. These are kinda cute.” I want you to know that if you buy those shoes, I will openly make fun of you if I see you.
Better to wear a pair of beef shoes, sweetie.
Love,
Amber
April 22nd, 2008 - 11:36 am
AMEN, Amber. AMEN.
Have you ever noticed that nearly all Skechers have meat tenderizers for soles? Like this.
April 22nd, 2008 - 11:59 am
Max will be mortified when he turns four and realizes his mom whored herself out for Sketchers.
April 23rd, 2008 - 2:43 pm
Sketchers also steal your soul and sell it to your local Kohls store.
True fact.