Angie, you dumb whore. I really do have complete and total disdain for you. Yet, for some reason, this photo has me mesmerised.

I fear that if I look dead into your eyes I’ll become a poor, defenseless, divorced actor with blond highlights; and then you’ll bite me in the neck and hypnotize me into planting my sperm in your uterus. Then your vagina will grow teeth and dismember me. But I’m onto you and your antics to take over the world. Oh yes, I am.

Also, please stop sending Amber and I photos of your pregnant belly and ugly tattoos. Yes, we’re perverted ho-bags, but his last one just went too far:

Thank God I care more about whether Bill Clinton has lost his mind or his mojo.

Good luck pushing twins out of that coochie, girlfriend.

Kitty