I’ve come to the conclusion that LaToya Jackson and Tila Tequila are long-lost sisters. Or lovers. You decide.

Observe:

1. Gorgeous natural hair

2. Whorish mouths and naturally gigantic tits

3. A love for dirty, fatty meat

4. Names that sound like something you’d do in a toilet after a long night of drinking.

Now that I think about it, Tila should hire LaToya as a love consultant on A Shot At Love, and then throw the whole competition and run away with her into the sunset where they can eat tuna fish sandwiches and braid each other’s hair for all eternity.

One love, y’all.

Kitty