Here we have the ever elegant and demure Rose McGowan at Comic-Con last week. It appears that she’s brought her newest boyfriend, who is probably packing at about 1.5 inches and clearly has an amazing upskirt opportunity on his hands.

Hey, you can’t blame him for starting early, but this takes “cougar” to a whole new level.

I won’t even start on the dress/bag/shoe combo. I wonder what ever happened to that amazing skein of string she wore to the Grammys in her Marilyn Manson days? That shit was amazing. And likely caused simultaneous cameltoes and wedgies. She’s brave, that one.

Word to your mom,

Kitty