Amber: Hey Clay! I heard you knocked a woman up. ATTA BOY!
Clay: You got it, Sister! (Damn, I look so sexy when I wink.)
Amber: Um, you kinda look like you’re having a stroke. But anyway, how was the sex?
Clay: Waaaiiit. What sex?
Amber: You did have sex with a woman, right? You got her pregnant?
Clay: Um.
Amber: […]