I never really liked Tori Spelling. Mainly because in second grade, this little douche named Elias Gonzales (illegal immigrant, duh) told me I looked like her. He was a dirty little whore, and she is too by association.
Only, this photo kind of makes up for my years of resentment because allegedly, Tori is a fan of the […]

Oh hi, Lily Allen. Welcome to 2008.
Lily. Girlfriend. You know I love you. I really didn’t want to have to do this. We kick it in my car, in the shower and on my iPod at the beach.
Which is why I’m confused that you’re choosing to smoke from the same bong as Blossom Russo and […]

Hola, Bitches.
To celebrate the beginning of a new week, here is a photo of “Jean-Claude Van Damm I’m Fine” stretching his meat on some balcony in a country that I probably can’t spell or pronounce.
Enjoy.
 
Hmm. Apparently he’s aged.
Well, to make your day just a little bit better please watch this little gem, my most favourite movie clip of […]

I hate Sketchers. Why? It’s pretty simple.
1) The shoes are ugly. Observe:
No.

Absolutely not.

I’ll honestly vomit on my keyboard if I continue to look at these fuckers.

I also hate Sketchers for their annoying and sometimes pornish and usually always very gay ads. Observe again:
Porn:

Annoying:

Gay:

In general, if you find yourself holding a pair of sketchers and thinking […]

An admitted fan of The Bachelor, I’m loving the skanky ho bags on this season. Not one of them looks a day under 45 and I love it. I think all of them just had botox. And we all know there’s nothing wrong with botox in my mind.
 I digress. Behold the beauty that is Stacey:
 
Okay, so […]