Look, I’m not saying anything that no one else hasn’t said before. God, that sentence was confusing.
Anywhoo - Aubrey O’Day is a dude and everyone knows it. Except maybe Donnie Klang-On. But when he finds out, I’m sure he’ll like it.
Judging from this picture, maybe she’s not the only dude in these parts. At least […]

Hey Jenna,
Girlfriend. Nice makeup.

Looks like the morphing of you and Aubrey O’Day is almost complete.
Soon you will be united as one superpower vagina, ready to take over the world by spraying us in the face with your new “M By Mariah Carey” perfume. Then, when we’re laying paralyzed and helpless on the ground you’ll attack us with your swords of […]

Aubrey: Hey! Quit calling Jenna a blow-up doll. Sure, her lips and face look frozen but she’s a super star. What did you say? Did she have a stroke? RUDE!
Jenna: Durrrrrrrr!
Aubrey: And JENNA- get the sharpie away from my dress! Diddy will have an absolute FIT if you get it on my dress!
Jenna: Youuuuuuuuuu!
Aubrey: I […]