Hey Jenna,
Girlfriend. Nice makeup.
Looks like the morphing of you and Aubrey O’Day is almost complete.
Soon you will be united as one superpower vagina, ready to take over the world by spraying us in the face with your new “M By Mariah Carey” perfume. Then, when we’re laying paralyzed and helpless on the ground you’ll attack us with your swords of […]
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Word up, bitches.
First of all, any mom who names her daughter anything close to “Blueballs” is evil. Just consider what she’ll endure between ages 9 and, oh, 30.
But from Spice Girl and great example of a parent Geri Halliwell, we should expect no less. Here she is, at an airport, choking her daughter in an […]
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